Funny Flour Sack Towel – “Run All the Miles, Drink All the Wine” - Fitness Gift - Runner Kitchen Towel - Wine Lover Gift - Witty Tea Towel

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Celebrate your love for cardio and cabernet with this funny and functional flour sack towel! Featuring the phrase “Run all the miles, drink all the wine,” this towel is perfect for runners, wine lovers, or anyone who knows how to balance hard work with a good pour.

Made from soft, absorbent 100% cotton, this flour sack towel is ideal for everyday kitchen use or as a charming decorative accent. Whether you're wiping down counters, drying dishes, or gifting it to your favorite running buddy, it’s sure to bring a smile.

Product Details:
• Design: "Run all the miles, drink all the wine" in bold black type
• Material: 100% premium cotton flour sack
• Size: Approximately 27” x 27”
• Highly absorbent and quick drying
• Machine washable (because life’s too short for handwashing kitchen towels)
• Printed with high-quality, long-lasting ink

Great Gift For:
• Runners & joggers
• Wine enthusiasts
• Fitness friends with a sense of humor
• Housewarming, hostess gifts, birthdays, or just because!

Handmade with care in our studio – from sweet to snarky and everything in between, we create cool gifts for every personality.